Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseNot a creature was stirringNot even an Equipment blouse

I was nestledAll snug in my bedWhile visions of PradaDanced in my head

The gifts lay waitingUnder the treeAnd I’d made my listBut I still wondered what they’d be

From designer to vintageMcQueen to WangI’d welcome them all,My heart sang

I will wait until tomorrowAnd my family will, tooTo hold one anotherAnd say, I love you

So on a day like today,One oh so merryWe hope you celebrateAnd have a wonderful day… very!